ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits: If you can’t reblog this…
suheep: I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
So my brother has been parking in the driveway and...
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
bakerstreetsdoctor: dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “ OH MY GOD
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
sherlocksscarf: havetardiswilltravel: timelordy-teganbreann: sexualstephenfryfrustration: stillistrugglewiththesamedeamons: alexzandrasworld: bellabitchh: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I WON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I’D STILL LOVE YOU AND OTHERS WILL TOO people are fine by me. ...
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: here’s your daily reminder that you aren’t worthless you’re worth more than you think you are you mean a lot to someone you’ve done something to make someone laugh or smile you’ve laughed and smiled you’re good enough you deserve to be happy you’re allowed to be sad you’re you and nothing can change that and there’s no one else you need to be
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
My friend says she's hungry?
What do I do? Send her a pic of me eating a half a loaf of French bread.
Well I made it past high school. But on to the bigger part of my life. Moving towards my career and my goals in life. But today was a good. Mostly. All day I did my best to stay relaxed and I didn’t even get dressed until the last second. RARE FOR ME! We left earlier then expected too. SUPER RARE FOR FAMILY EVENTS. And here it comes. My brother grabs his homework binder. I told him...
GUYS I'M OFFICIALLY GRADUATED
starry-stargazer: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
I'M GRADUATING TODAY
ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid